I Thrive on Spite
To the Republicans in my district who thought they could send me home and shut me up by challenging my petitions:
You thought you could just cram my ballot petitions into an AI, have it barf out a spreadsheet and walk across the finish line without a fight.
This slipshod, half-baked attack is how people like you lose.
You thought you could win an election with a few minutes of work and throwing some money at a lawyer to file it for you. But you didn’t account for the fact that AI is terrible at detail work. AI cranks out slop that looks legitimate—to those who can’t be bothered to check its work.
The AI generated spreadsheet you turned in to complain about my petitions? Missing sheet numbers. Falsely claiming people were out of district or not registered. More than half of the assertions of duplicates were so clearly wrong that no human would have made that error.
Yet here we are, going to court today for you to get embarrassed—because you thought you could let a machine do the work for you.
The more you make others do for you, the more your brain rots and you decline into incapacity. Before AI, how much of your life’s thinking was done by people you thought were below you?
That’s what I’m here to destroy: the lazy, contemptful, dismissive leadership that spews nonstop trash into the world while being too ignorant and indolent to know it for the garbage it is—or even care.
You’re baselessly entitled. You’re dulled by privilege. You’re alienated by your own self-importance. You’re going to have to try so much harder to show the people of this district that you—and your duchess of drought, Gail Griffin—have a better vision for their future than I do.
You’ve made a critical mistake: trying to say I’m not good enough to even try.
You failed to understand that I’m driven harder when people underestimate me.
Do better.
Or I will embarrass you.
Red lines are challenged signatures with problems, green are challenged signatures that are valid, yellow is unconfirmed pending county recorder’s report. If we credit you the unverified that’s 25 of 54. Your chatbot scored a 46%, less than half. I do believe that’s a failing grade.